Offensive words used to describe men

Dear Bono,

Have you noticed that there's no shortage of offensive words that can be used to describe men?  Yet there's only a couple for women.  I'm not really going to elaborate, but I think that it's time society got past its gender bias in offensive words and just refer to everyone with a variety of offensive words.  No gender specificity needed.

Anyway.  I am only 355 days away from graduating from my residency.  That means there's about 1467 days behind me, give or take a leap year.  I don't know if I can do it.  My attending (the surgeons in charge) today is just such a huge *insert non gender specific offensive word here*.  I don't know if I can take it anymore.  I'm looking for backup career options.   Here is my list so far:

Park ranger
Diplomat wife


Ok, it needs some help.  Any ideas?

Sincerely,
JP