Say Yes to the Dress

Dear Bono,

A strange thing happened to me yesterday.  I ordered a cat food container to keep the ants out (I am a nice cat owner to my cat I rescued from a wood pile in Southeast DC.  Now that I think about it, she should just be grateful to not be still living under that woodpile).  Anyway, the box arrived and was slightly open.  Eh, no worries, nothing too valuable in there.  So I opened the box the rest of the way, and there is a J Crew pink bridesmaid dress in there.

My guess is that it fell out of it's actual box, and UPS saw my box was partially open and figured it went in there and put it in.

So Bono, what do I do?  Call J. Crew and see if they can figure out where it belongs?  Call UPS?  Return it and try and get store credit (a couple of people suggested that).  My husband said that it's actually like the show, "Say Yes to the Dress" and I need to say yes to it and wear it.  It's not my color...

JP